earlvsunsets:

me, turning up my headphones after being confronted with any minor difficulty in my life: it’s just me and you now gerard

phase2:

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Baby time pride flag

teamrocketing:
“look how unreal my parents’ place looks in the spring..
”

teamrocketing:

look how unreal my parents’ place looks in the spring..

deatheatspicklechips:

uppestoftownchics:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via tigerleli)

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

intersexgaysatanofficial:

Remember a few years ago how some autistic kid (like 14 years old) was like “Link is mute like me!” and NTs were obsessed with ‘disproving’ their headcanon and using technical definitions of outdated terms and saying that he couldn’t have mutism and that the headcanons were just “SJW bullshit”

and now in the latest Zelda, we get it confirmed that Link does indeed have selective mutism due to trauma and anxiety

because I will never fucking forget

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Originally posted by b99nbc

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

TRACK: John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard
ARTIST: It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too
PLAYS: 0

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can